Why the fuck is Adam Devine concurrently shilling for two companies (Best Buy and Allstate)?

Don't tell me there's market research that says people actually enjoy seeing him?

I support your pointless outrage, OP. I don't even know who Adam Devine is - let alone enjoy seeing him.

And WHET to Duck's dog? Did it find love in NYC?

Bitch is so gay in those Allstate commercials.

Everything about him seems phony and like he's aware that at any moment somebody is going to say, "You're a phony, you don't deserve any of the success you've had," and he will burst into tears because he agrees.

He’s just one of those people that speaks in a funny voice and makes funny facial expressions and that makes fraus laugh.

He has a surprisingly nice dick he showed off in some Netflix comedy

Adam Devine is probably best known for being in the comedy show Workaholics and was a regular guest star on Modern Family. And this, of course.

He’s from the Pitch Perfect movies.

Never heard of him, and I honestly thought OP simply made an inexplicable typo for Adam Levine.

He is so awful. Someone should give him and Josh Gad a Viking Funeral while they're still alive

He grosses me out. It's just a visceral response I can't explain.