What Would You Do if This Young Man Moved in Next Door?

How would my fellow DLers react to the frequent shirtless outings of Mr. Seth Wickstrom?

Weird body, girly face--no thanks.

Body dysmorphia is not attractive.

Probably in about 10 years I'd be in to him BUT that's only if he were not calling himself a "transformation coach". This is obviously an FTM.

This is the male equivalent of a Kardashian blowup doll alien look. No thanks.

Lawd his eyebrows are trimmed to the gawds

The folds of this elderqueen's caftan would envelope his beautiful body in my loving embrace.

And R2, R3 and R6 are full of shit. Bitches, please.

Meh, he has a freakish body. I’d still drill a hole through his bedroom wall just to double-check.

Gross. Looks more alien than ET.

She could use a supersized BK Whopper with fries, probably daily for a few weeks.

[italic] They'd hike up their caftans and present hole!!! [/italic]

HA HA HA -- GET IT --- PRESENT HOLE!!!

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GAY MEN DO WHEN THEY SEE A HOT GUY!!

SURPRISE ANAL!!! EVEN FUNNIER

Peer thru his window from mine to see his peen. Watch him jackoff if I'm impressed. Close the blinds if I'm not.

Nothing. If I tried to come on to him he’d laugh in my face

He reminds me of a movie skeleton with frightening red eyes - overly broad shoulders, super small waist.

Can’t remember the film though.

In my mind, the skeleton was in blue-black light and i think had a sword.

Facing his victim, he was startled by something and twisted “towards camera”.

Is this ringing a bell with anyone, it’s gonna drive me nuts.

I'd bake him some bread and mac&cheese for a few weeks, bless his heart. Then maybe let him suck my dick a couple times a year.

I’d bake him my famous “chocolate” cake!

Work that hard for that body and then get a stupid tattoo. I'll go out on a limb and assume he's not studying Rocket Science.

I call social services and report a starving child.

I'd blare "Barbie Girl" on a loud speaker from the porch every time he was arriving or leaving, especially if he were with someone.

I'd give him some food. All those tendons and ligaments poppin' ain't a workin'.

It's like what if a Slim Jim and some beef jerky had a kid.

he's got those wonky knees, stupid tattoos and white sneakers. probably on steroid pills. would love to see dick and hole though ;)

Stick him with a straight pin and watch his chest deflate.

In reality, probably just snicker every time I saw him. And before the deluge, you're correct - on a good day I'm a 3 or 4. I'd still snicker.

Normally I'm in to guys like this, but there's something off about him. Can't really pinpoint it though.

R34 I thought the same. Its like if pre drug addict pretty Justin Bieber took steroids and started working out this is what he would look like.

I'd give him a cigarette and a Big Mac.

R32 Hilarious, and said to think that this guy is probably spending most of his waking life daily to look like that - and that people are telling him he looks good, so keep it up.

"Pretty"/girly face, hairless overwrought body, looks 15 years old. You caftan bitches can have him.

According to his FB page Seth Wickstrom quit his job and at 21 years of age makes five grand per month!

What is the point of these endless threads based on pics of internet narcissists? I mean once in a while, but 1/2 of the first 20 threads?

Are you his pimp, OP?

What would you do if this young man moved next door?

Move, immediately

It is unfortunate when guys don't know when to quit working about and turn themselves into spectacles.

R39 Good for him! Those skills at performing on camera will be useful to him in a couple of years, when the next 21-year old fitness influencer drinks his milkshake.

Save your money, honey.

I would be the cunty gay who tries to discuss general and cultural topics with him and also inquire about his "real life" education and career plans.

He looks.... overdone. That's obsessive man.

Beautiful - a bit over plucked / overdone. Let some more of the man shine through. Very handsome/hot.

I’d talk to him about long term care insurance and therapy. The fat burners he’s on have fucked up his natural metabolism. When he realizes what he’s done he’ll look like Matthew Perry and need a lot of therapy.

Lots and lots of envious cunts on this thread.

I’d introduce him to my neighbor’s son Joel on the other side of my house. Maybe they can spot me when I do bench presses in the garage and tea bag my mouth with their shaved balls.

I would hide my hair products.

That's a lot of work, but he's sort of the young male equivalent of a rich dowager who can't stop getting plastic surgery. Don't get me wrong, muscles are great, but muscles and desperation/obsession are not.

Nothing, as long as he didn't make excessive noise or cause problems.

[QUOTE] That's a lot of work, but he's sort of the young male equivalent of a rich dowager who can't stop getting plastic surgery. Don't get me wrong, muscles are great, but muscles and desperation/obsession are not.

I actually don’t think it’s a lot of work. Most of these “aesthetic ripped bros” are naturally skinny with metabolisms like a furnace. It’s like they’ve got cheat codes.

You know, I get "envious cunts on this thread" and "Bitter and jealous".

But these two things can be true at the same time - 1) I'm not all that attractive, and 2) I don't find men that look like him attractive. Consider that it is at least POSSIBLE that I am truly not envious or jealous. I have absolutely no desire to have sex with someone that looks like him regardless of whether he would give me a second glance. He is not appealing to me.

I may have to stay in my lane because of my relative ranking, but it can also be true that I stay in my lane because I find regular, run of the mill men more attractive than - uh - what many consider the 9s and 10s.

Yeah, but to take time to post negative things about guys so many drool over shows some type of resentment at the attention aesthetics bros receive. Why not just ignore them?

maybe someone thinks the work is face plastic surgery, on top of the body building.

I would clutch my pearls in fear that he might steal away my next door neighbour's son Joel from me, but secretly I would rub my micropenis and jizz into my caftan imagining their youthful, passionate, virile trysts....

Buy an extra lock for the door, and / or move.

I'd ask him for his top guy-liner and brow-shaping tips. Also body-waxing. I'd also want to know if his phone is surgically implanted right in front of his face.

I'd chat him up and make friends, but honestly? I am not attracted to someone who OBVIOUSLY is a gym-rat and so completely hung up on his looks. Plasticine. Probably doesn't know/care about talking to anyone, anyway. It's all about the workout and attention-whoring on social media.

FtM on steroids? No thanks.

He’s still growing, R67.

Looking for a man for the entertainment. You can get my contacts here

R67, I like short and buff bros

I can't tell if it's FTM or MTF.

Still anticipating sizemeat verificatia.

Can’t believe anyone’s calling him a FTM. Where are the chest scars?

I’d wonder why he is so needy and yet so wooden.

Nice face but the body is a no go for me.

One must assume that she has a well-equipped home gym to keep that look going during these parlous times.

He’s another rich kid with a big house. Probably has a full gym in some room that’s biggest than my apartment.

Life coaches, Fitness Instructors, Transformation Coaches = Gym Hangouts, Little/No Higher Education, Yaps to Clueless People, Unemployed/Underemployed.

R40

Don't think the guy is some sort of internet "narcissist" per se. Pictures are posted on his Instagram page and elsewhere to promote his brand and because that is what young people do these days. It cannot be helped if some random gay trolling the internet pics up the scent and posts links on DL.

I’d jerk off to him as he watered his backyard shirtless or while he did sit-ups on the front lawn. I’d fantasize about his shooting his load down my throat as I did so and then try to make myself feel better by focusing on what a shallow self-absorbed Queen he is

I don't find him at all attractive....that body type does nothing for me. Looks like a circus freak. I would get better drapes on the windows so I could block him out.

Pumps iron and lives on protein shakes. Wouldn't go out of my way.

Absolutely nothing. He his body is shaped weird, and it looks like they inserted a child’s head on a ripped body. Thank you, NEXT!

I can practically see his stool working down his digestive system. Gross and no thanks.

I’d send Mitzi over to sniff his ass