Someone jizzed on my Holly Hobbie lunchbox

Today I used my Yogi Bear lunch box instead, so I could preserve the evidence for the detectives. But my coworker Fran went to HR and complained that Yogi Bear's erection was distracting.

[quote]Someone jizzed on my Holly Hobbie lunchbox

You didn’t hear it from me, but I bet it was that awful Hair Bear Bunch.

What a vulgar lunch box-- those two bears are clearly engaged in lewd behaviors while the third pimp bear stands lookout. If any lunch box would attract jizz, it'd be this one. No thank you! I learned my lesson.

Uhhh uhhh uhhh 😫 💦 💦

I have two "Family Affair" lunch boxes, in case something tragic happens to one of them.

R6, is it a family affair?

Isn't it too small to pack lunch for such a massive person like OP?

You need this box, OP.

r6 your lunchboxes are garbage. Jizz stains would only make them look classier.