SHIGELLA OUTBREAK IN PORTLAND, OREGON

Mostly centered on homeless and men who have sex with men. Eating ass in a tent by the Willamette River

Eating ass is the reason that I was born.

And I love fucking hot white trash, bonus points if they’re currently unhoused.

Should I be concerned?

i thought this was about that british lady Nigella.

Shigella is easier to ignore ^^^

I didn’t realize Spermy was a poster on DL!

I know this is wrong of me but I can't help pointing out that the gang bang described on that other thread (Gang Bang 12/23/23 etc.) took place in Portland.

I thought Shigella was Rupaul’s sidekick back in the 90’s, along with Flotilla and her bucket of fried chicken downstairs at the Fez.

How about a chocolate shake?

This isn't even a 'stealth' scat thread, it's full on out there.

Does this have anything to do with Mandinka?

Oregon’s beauty is unsurpassed

Except….

I read OP's post and poll options to my wife, an MD, and once she was done cackling she said to answer "YES. Caution is warranted. There will plenty of homeless ass in the future." She was disheartened to learn the outbreak was real and not just a DL gag.

This is what happens when you are touched by a hobo

[quote] Current disease patterns in Multnomah county suggest that fecal-oral spread through sexual contact may account for between half and more than two-thirds of all cases without international travel.

[quote] as for the general public, health officials want us to keep doing what we've been doing since COVID—keeping our hands clean and washed.

This is why they hate us.

Shigella! Finally, a word everyone pronounces just like I do!

Apparently its named after some Japanese physician. Given how Celtic it sounds I'd have guessed it was some Victorian insult against the Irish.

Portland's homeless is something else -- much younger, whiter, and more needle-y than LA's homeless, for instance.

This isn’t necessarily from eating ass. You can also get it from sucking dick that has fucked raw, dirty ass.

Never make passes at boys who eat asses. Words to live by.

Is Shigella a portmanteau of 'shit' and 'salmonella'?

Portland home to all those radical faeries, that type who won't use soap.

Shigella was my favorite contestant on Drag Race

Eating ass seems completely disgusting, degrading, and uneccessary.

I had it once. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy! There's nothing they can give you, it has to run it's course. Took about a week.

"Eating ass is the reason that I was born."

Tell me you were molested without telling me you were molested

A new tongue twister!

Shigella diarrheal illness

R11 OMFG - WTF. I’m never going swimming again.

[quote]Eating ass in a tent by the Willamette River

Isn't that the lyric of a Leonard Cohen song?

Not to be outdone by the poop in SF, Portland has upped the ante to diarrhea.

What would be a dealbreaker for OP? A clean, washed ass?

Pardon the link to non savory website, but this is daily sight in Portland

And you know the fecal-to-oral transmission is the primary way polio was/is spread.

Any tips for how to unsee R7 and R11? WTF!

Farting on command and public explosive diarrhea is such a frat boy entertainment.

Scat fiends had early development problems.

All that hipster gentrification but the locals can't even clean themselves properly.

OP starring in the remake of Fecal Attraction.

OP loves the smell of diarrhoea in the morning.

R34 I’ll only eat, voluntarily, a clean ass.

I always finger any man’s ass, either housed or unhoused, and discreetly sniff as he’s sucking my cock or eating MY ass or tonguing my feet.

Not a scat troll…simply a man who was born to eat ass.

I’m now invited a New Year’s Eve sex party in the early evening tomorrow. Before I head out to ring in the New Year, I will be buffeted with temptation. ONE hot hole is my limit. I’m strong. I know that I can exercise moderation.

I will report back.

R43

Everyone needs something in life that they are good at.

Once I tried a recipe from Shigella Lawson's cookbook.

I do not eat the ass of these Portlanders

I have standards

Homeless and gay: Kevin Sessums, Keanu Reeves, Rocco Ciccone, Jussie Smollette

Portland Shigella Diaries

[quote] Turned a Chinatown corner to the sound of grunting and realized it was someone struggling to poop on the sidewalk. There are porta potties around here but I’m not sure how many people actually know where they are or are lucid enough to care

R11 but what about the fishes? That was a big inconsiderate, considering it’s their home.

[quote]Mostly centered on homeless and men who have sex with men.

That's most of Portland, isn't it?

Our recent ice storm and record low temperatures killed off most of the shigella carriers.

Those that survived were killed off by the falling trees and ice slip concussions

I'm always reminded of the lyrics to the Romeo Void song "I Never Say Never":

… They slump by the courthouse with windburn skin

That man could give a fuck

About the grin on your face

As you walk by, randy as a goat

He's sleepin' on papers

But he'd be warm in your coat

Those wanton homeless WHORES!

I had a 3 way with two guys today. They were both clean and wore clean clothes, so I don’t think they were homeless. But, on doing the butthole finger stroke and sniff tests, their holes were not so fresh.

So I didn’t eat their asses. I have standards.

If I ever see them again, I will ask their names.

This country is turning into a third-world shithole. NO pun intended.

Remember the Year of the Shigella at Michfest?

Can you imagine thousands of systers simultaneously diarrhea-ing on The Land after tainted tofu?

“Eating ass in a tent by the Willamette River.”

Such good memories of my Barmitzvah after party!!

R56 People act like they live in a 3rd world country, so there’s that too.

I love that the girl at R49 is all indignant but her Twitter handle is cocainemichelle and she takes and posts pictures of several piles of shit.

I wouldn't go back to visit Portland because of what I encountered 2 years ago. Took a wrong turn and was surround by methed our zombies. Luckily I reframed from licking any assholes. Question for our West Coast DLers, is Portland filthier with homeless than SF these days?

“Eating ass in a tent by the Willamette River.”

My favorite Robert Frost poem.

[quote]Vivian Vance has the Hershey squirts.

Just think, someone thought that was amusing.

[quote] This is why they hate us.

r16 No it isn't. You think there aren't some horribly kinky straight people?

[quote] Vivian Vance has the Hershey squirts.

[quote] Just think, someone thought that was amusing.

r63 I know, right? How dare they insult La Vance.

[quote]My favorite Robert Frost poem.

His hole is beautiful, dark and deep

But I have plenty homeless ass to eat

And the stench of his makes me weep

Another Hobo-Sexual tread . . .

Hipsters always one step ahead with trends.

I want Shingella Outbreak as my drag name.

R7 looks an awful lot like Tony Woodard.

[quote] Eating ass is the reason that I was born.

We were wondering.

[quote] This isn’t necessarily from eating ass. You can also get it from sucking dick that has fucked raw, dirty ass.

Oh, thank goodness.

This reminds me:

How is little Rafi Crunchwrap Supreme?

Why are suburbanites dying from fentanyl but homeless street people never get any of the good stuff?

Dysentery! The bloody flux.

[quote] I wouldn't go back to visit Portland because of what I encountered 2 years ago. Took a wrong turn and was surround by methed our zombies. Luckily I reframed from licking any assholes. Question for our West Coast DLers, is Portland filthier with homeless than SF these days?

Are Portland and San Francisco in a race to see who can get to the bottom first? First one in the gutter wins.

Yes r79.

The idiot Portland voters have elected progressive liberal incompetent politicians who have destroyed Portland.

Portland is a lawless place, where crime is not punished, for which Portlanders who make above $125,000 pay the highest tax burden in America

R11 Eeeewwww, that is absolutely disgusting. I hope an entire migrating flock of birds passes overhead as he is getting out of the water and shits all over him. Serves him right.