Look, it's a penis that broke free

and became an independent creature!

OP/R1, it looks like an uncircumcised penis, yes.

Look out OP! It's coming for your no-no hole!

Some think they are Tardigrades, commonly known as water bears or less commonly as moss piglets, that are microscopic, aquatic animals found just about everywhere on earth.

But we know that in reality they are escaped penises!

OMG real live pictures of Kevin Sessums’ micro penis!

You just know it's a complete dickhead.

We used to call a guy “the subhuman walking penis.”

The microscopic creatures that cause your dog to get mange look like this too, they're very creepy.

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It looks like something you'd find in Doom.

Lorena Bobbitt for president!

It is too big to be Kev Sessums micro penis!

That peanut worm is cool! Here's another from the priapulida family of worms that live in marine environments.

From the online description of these peppers, "It’s unclear who decided these members of the Capsicum chili pepper species should be called the Peter Pepper, but we like them already. Some call it the chili willy, which is also good, while others just call it the penis pepper, which frankly lacks imagination, however accurate it might be."

Here is a Atrechoana eiselti, also known as the penis snake. Very rare and from the Amazon River region.

For the size queens, how about a geoduck?

Those geoducks are beautiful. I need them.

Poor Mr. Kevin Sessums. That penis is scary!

Now I understand why people dislike this guy Kevin Sessums so much.

So many penii, so little time!

It’s too good looking and nice to be Sessums.

He’s just a curious little guy exploring the world around him.

There's a new book out about how we're surrounded by tiny monsters. They're all over our bodies and in the air. Ugh.

Subject of OP's pic just needs a pair of black-rimmed TGirl glasses to look exactly like the face of a cyclepath.