Let's bring stoning back!

So says a faction of xtian nationalists.

We're stoning adulterers?

Cool, let's start with Donald Trump, Kevin McCarthy, Ted Cruz, Peter Thiel...

Make stoning great again!

Since all of these same people who are behind this movement are likely armed to the teeth, stoning seems terribly inefficient.

[quote]Let's bring stoning back!

I agree. You got a good dealer you can hook me up with?

Well, I guess I'm glad that their first 'sin' they list is adultery, when you know they wanted to say something else.

These people are such idiots - you want to go through the entire Bible for offenses? There'd be nobody left.

Who the fuck cares about some loser podcaster from Lancaster, PA anyway?

See, fundie christianists are much different than fundie muslims. Oh, wait. Never mind.

Try that in a small town! 🪨

Bible thumpers are the worst people. They want to take society as far back as possible, but with iPhones.

Let's stone Lauren Boebert then!

Cool!

When do we bring back stoning girls to death for not being virgins and stoning boys to death for not listening to their parents?

Also wearing mixed fibers is a huge biblical problem. We need to be stoning people for that shit.

Why would anyone want to kill some of their closest friends and fellow churchgoers?

Can we stone the "more clicks for Murdoch" guy? If so, count me in!

Let he who is without sin shoot the first bullet.

Everybody must get stoned!

Let’s recount the story of Mary Magdalene to these people and let those of them without sin cast the first stone.

Yep, Trump has cheated on every woman he's been attached to.

So basically 90% of the GOP

As long as they start with their own.

We all have a list to offer. I know I do.

"As long as they start with their own."

Well, no. They'll start with men of other races who they think have hit on their wives, and then go on to the wives. What they will not do is even think about stoning white Christian married men who cheat on their wives!

It's the "try that in a small town" mentality, they blame all crime and sin on some "other", not themselves. Even if they're cooking meth, burying rival dealers, and fucking their own grade-school kids out in the back yard shed, they think crime is something that black people do, not themselves.

R20 - there's a lot more sinning in small towns than in other places cuz there's nothing to fucking do!!

Honestly, small town life seems like hell on earth. I don't get it. It's an agrarian hold-over from when most people were farmers due to the agricultural inefficiencies of the day.

Small towns suck. Ok to visit to be sure, but to stay? No way.

Don't you sometimes wish your heart was a heart of stone?

Can we also stone to death those unfortunate souls who end a sentence with a preposition?

Oh they don't care about all that bible stuff R16.

[quote]So basically 90% of men

FTFY

Stoning has its good points.

[quote] Let's bring stoning back!

When did it go away ?

R21,

[quote] Honestly, small town life seems like hell on earth. I don't get it. It's an agrarian hold-over from when most people were farmers due to the agricultural inefficiencies of the day. Small towns suck. Ok to visit to be sure, but to stay? No way.

I've lived in some big cities in America and in other countries during my life and I loved it. Now I'm older, slower, more quiet. I live in a small coastal town in California near Santa Barbara. It suits the way that I live now and I still get to the city from time to time.