Kristy Swanson's Nephew Is Jesus

What is she smoking?? And who names their kid Army??

She is so dumb.

I love how her inability to construct a simple sentence in English has lead to her being a national joke for a day or two, though. Couldn't have happened to a nicer gal.

And apparently the nephew is actually just some guy she read about in a news article who she may not even know. She later said "he's like family." Idiot.

R3 You never saw Buffy The Vampire Slayer or Mannequin 2??

[quote]Who is this chick?

No one.

Charlie Sheen, of all people, was right about Kristy. Here is what he said about her after co-starring with her on The Chase.

"But no way anything went on with Kristy Swanson on The Chase," he claims, a moment later. "I mean if ever a thought went through that airhead of hers, it would perish from loneliness.

Who is this nobody cunt? A former porn star?

You've never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

She also co-starred with DL fave Suzanne Phleshette on the short-lived Nightingales

A stupid, irrelevant cunt.

Nothing says FAMILY VALUES like getting knocked up by a married man, Kristy. I saw her a fan convention in Pasadena last year. Her table was deserted.

After her fluke Buffy hit (1993,) she played a bimbo girlfriend (I'm assuming) in the football movie "The Program" (1994) and nothing of note ever again. She does still work, surprisingly, as a D-lister in Lifetime movies anyway.

I think the last "decent" movie I saw her in was Big Daddy with Adam Sandler.

R6 well you know what they say about a broken clock...

Stupid Cunt. She co-owns an ice skating program in LA with Lloyd Eisler. I bet he hates her guts right now as parents pull their kids from it.

He died three times. Amazing.

Well he cheated on his wife with and then married her so probably not R16

I'm tempted to create a Yelp listing for their skating program just so that I can watch it crash and burn.