Kate Hudson's son graduates h.s.

Yikes, I hope he's smart.

Safe to say he won't be taking up acting.

Graduates FROM high school, you dropout.

He's the offspring of Kate Hudson (who was nothing to look at until plastic surgery and bleached blonde hair transformed her) and the truly hideous Chris Robinson. So of course he's not much to look at. He's a rich Hollywood kid, so it doesn't really matter. He'll do a bit of this and that, get hooked on drugs, go to rehab, party a lot, fuck bimbo girls...a typical Hollywood kid life.

I don’t think he deserves our unkind words. I’m guessing he’s not looking for this kind of notoriety.

He'll grow into his looks 🙄

He's got his mother's nose and his father's drug stash.

^ His mother's *old* nose

Are any American parents still married anymore?

Almost everyone looks like a dork in their caps and gowns, the few who don't become Professors. He looks like a kid, I'll check back in a few years. I don't think his uncle is great looking, but at the same time I'm drawn to him whenever I see him on the screen, maybe he has that type of magic.

They are one up on Goldie and Bill Hudson.

Kate Hudson is one of the most useless stars ever.

R4. He was graduated from high school.

there was some custody issues a few years ago with kate & chris.

He was dating the younger of the apatow brats. Both Kate and the apatow wife were all over their Instagram’s commenting.

It doesn't seem long ago that Kate was so young in Almost Famous. (I know it was 22 years ago). Seems weird to me she's already got an adult kid.

Was Grandma Goldie there?

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[quote]It doesn't seem long ago that Kate was so young in Almost Famous. (I know it was 22 years ago). Seems weird to me she's already got an adult kid.

Off topic but I rewatched Almost Famous not too long ago. Kate was sooooo mediocre.

R8 Yes, he has gayface. The eyebrows are a bit too expressive, the smile a bit too much….

Unfortunate that he didn't get Uncle Ollie's looks.

You people are rough. He looks like the typical awkward teenager, better than most. I’m sure he will grow up to be just fine and in 10 years those of you still alive will be dry humping his hologram.

Uncle Oliver looks like he can fuck.

Jesus, you people are vile. And, have strange and picky standards about what is attractive.

He's a cute kid.

With Big Dick Face, actually.

It's not a particularly flattering photo and he's in a stupid graduation cap and gown which everyone looks dumb in.

Kate Hudson remains and will go down as one of Hollywood’s most iconic whores. She’s had so many miles of dick up her puss that I’m amazed she’s still alive. Truly the biggest slut of Hollywood’s modern era.

Why the Long Face?

Ew. Moles. I can’t even.

Kate Hudson has made millions (likely will become billions) by selling those shitty stupid leggings and sports bras to basic fraus. That fabletics was a brilliant idea - who knows whether she came up with it - but damn she’s rich.

[quote]Are any American parents still married anymore?

Yes; every single one of the hundreds of American parents I have worked with over the past quarter century at my company remain married and do not EVER get divorced.

Check out that pic of Helen Hunt on that Daily Mail article. See who is with her? Yep, recent DL subject, Helen Slater. ✂️ 👯‍♀️

You really can't expect much better when Chris Robinson is your dad.

I read a few years back that Bill Hudson had given up on trying to have a relationship with his kids by Goldie Hawn. Hawn had successfully poisoned their minds against him to the point the told them that he gave them their freedom from him and they shouldn't worry about him continuing to attempt to have any relationship with them at all. Enough was enough.

Although I have heard that Oliver Hudson has rekindled some semblance of contact with his dad, but Kate is still incommunicado.

Goldie Hawn is a mean, vindictive bitch.

r10 she's had several nose jobs. your pic seems like it's after #1. Here's her original nose:

Kate’s other son got her attractive traits, the daughter hopefully will grow into her looks.

3 kids, 3 different dads. Kate loves the peen.

Back when Kate Hudson was a big deal (twenty something years ago) Vanity Fair did a puff piece on her that was not to be believed. I think it blared on the cover that Kate Hudson was "Beautiful, Talented and Hollywood Royalty." It kissed her ass from here to kingdom come; the author of the fawning article even rhapsodized about its subject's "perky breasts!" She was involved with Robinson then; they seemed like a typical asshole Hollywood couple. It was late afternoon, but they were "just getting up." Hudson talked about how they first got together; they were out window shopping and she admired a coat in a window. He offered to buy her the coat, but she demurred: "It cost eight grand and it was only our first date." He wanted to buy her a $8000 coat on their first date? Boy, he must have been really desperate to get into her pants. Anyway, the article rather charitably glossed off Robinson's unattractiveness and described him as "witty." Hudson at some point forgets to take her sunglasses with her so she buys six expensive pairs. "I do like to shop", she explained inanely. After glossing through that article (I couldn't get all the way through it, it was so dumb) I decided that Kate Hudson was a full of herself Hollywood brat and Chris Robinson was roundly pussy whipped.

R42 You were stunned and chagrined that a celebrity interview in Vanity Fair was vapid and fawning?

Really?

[quote] You were stunned and chagrined that a celebrity interview in Vanity Fair was vapid and fawning? Really?

Not really, I know what VF articles are like. But that Kate Hudson one was one that really took the cake.

Apple looks like Big Foot. A pretty blonde Big Foot.