Jonathan Rhys Meyers Peen

Full frontal! And sideways frontal!

what is the verdict? is he cut or uncut?

R1, he's definitely cut. There's no foreskin visible whatsoever.

It tilts to the left. Kind of ugly looking.

I always thought he looked gross nude

NIce bum and great legs, and his "peen" looks decent as well!

Does he play said princess in the film?

He still relies on alcohol?

The sideview shot shows the overhang. Snakes in Eire are hooded.

of course he still drinks, he's fucking Irish! The day he stops drinking is the day he dies

God, he's aging badly. He was so beautiful.

[quote] God, he's aging badly. He was so beautiful.

I’d still let him fuck me twelve ways from Sunday.

I don't think that dick works with all the booze he consumes

Most of the “dicks” you see flashed on tv now are prosthetics. Especially if they’re suspiciously large.

He’s married, has a son, and he’s got serious issues with alcohol. Plus he’s like mid-40’s and looks like shit now.

This would have impressed me 15 years ago.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers' foreskin is perfectly intact. Of course it is; he's civilized. He's not a barbarian.

If it was a prosthetic penis, couldn't he have asked for one that wasn't so curved?

JRM...nice long and lean intact penis.

That is one sorry-looking wiener.

From the front it looks like it has an add-on, but not from the side.

A long time ago, I thought he was one of the most strikingly handsome people in existence. But he's gone severely downhill.

that's what booze and drugs will do.

probably very smelly cock coz he probably doesn't shower

The side views look normal, nice foreskin and overhang. the front views look very odd. and dont' match the side views. like he's wearing a little sock on the end. color doesn't match

He's in pretty fine fettle for an aging drunk.

R2 is blind. It's clearly uncut.

R30 Yes, as it should be.

He's become a drunken mess because he's uncircumcised. He's ashamed and lives a life of unending humiliation.

I can never unsee those photos of him with the big bulging eyes where he looks crazy! Huge turn off.

It looks like a finger. Not a fan.

He is still hot, still has a fine ass, and I want him inside me. EOM.

I don't think he's hot, not anymore.

R10, St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland hundreds of years ago. Therefore, there's not a snake to be found in the whole of Ireland.

- Sister Mary Ignatius

[quote] He's become a drunken mess because he's uncircumcised. He's ashamed and lives a life of unending humiliation.

Replace "uncircumcised" with "in the closet," and you will have the correct assessment.

Poor guy has always been a mess, because he's a closeted gay man who is tortured by his homosexuality, for some reason.

And it's very sad, because almost everyone knows he's gay, and no one would care.

I suspect the frontal shot has been digitally enhanced.

I would have expected a bigger gut.

[quote] I suspect the frontal shot has been digitally enhanced.

Oh, please.

If it had been, they would have given him a MUCH nicer looking cock.

Because this one looks weird. It's curvy and crooked and misshapen.

That thing has GOT to be real.

This thread shows how ridiculous most of the comments about penises on DL are.

JRM appeared full-frontal many years ago.

He has a nice penis and it is uncut.

No prostetic, no CGI, not cut.

damn, i'm afraid to click on the link. the peen sounds deformed.

[quote]I can never unsee those photos of him with the big bulging eyes where he looks crazy!

Uh….that’s most of his photos.

He had a very messed up youth and is haunted. Fate gave him looks to compensate but his doomed spirit destroyed the looks as well.

Why are the Irish such depressive, moody drunks?

I think R33's talking about these photos, R45.

Well that's silly r47. I've know a lot of irish drunks and their personalities range the spectrum.

Long, some girth, nicely uncut. Quite lovely. I wholeheartedly approve.

Poor guy always looks very sad.

I can totally relate.

He's too hard on himself. Being beautiful in a Catholic culture is horrible. You're a walking sin. Especially for a man.

Wow he couldn't even wait to get home to start chugging that vodka! Straight from the bottle, right on a public street! Fucking hell that's a serious alcoholic.

His mother was a drunk who died, some perv took him in and probably abused him. He later bought this perv an apt or house in spain. This perv was arrested for molesting boys or some such shit...put 2 and 2 together and you just know Jonathan was abused and has lots of demons inside of him, he will never be normal.

[quote]you just know Jonathan was abused and has lots of demons inside of him

I suspect more than just demons.

Why, t'would have torn Lady Fuchsia Groan asunder, had she partaken....

His looks have long since faded.

In a recent interview he promised to present hole in the sequel.

For some reason it reminds me of a curly fry.

Is it good or is it good?

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He was so hot when young. He isn't terrible today but the drugs took a toll. I feel bad for him, he's clearly suffering from a myriad of unresolved childhood trauma and it's shocking he's still here. It's so bad Wikipedia has a whole section of his alcoholism and attempts at suicide that's like a bullet list.