JLO NUDE "I Love MY Body"

We know, this is like the 1000000th time she's shown off her ass.

😂🤣😂... Sure, Jan 🙄

Bitch! I want my filters back😠

He command to the photographer.."retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch."

I always considered her an asshole.

Photoshopped. We've seen your ass, boobs and everything before. What do you have to prove? I guess if I was straight, I'd fuck her. But I'm gay and don't give a shit. Guys, wake me up when Ben gets back into shape and poses nude like this.

Love her so much! Boricua de Nueva York! Mi gente!!!

I don't understand the gays who worship straight women like J Lo and Beyonce and call them "queens"? Do these gays identify with being women and want to transition into one? I'm really serious. I enjoy pop music too but I never saw any of these women as legitimately musically gifted or worthy of worship. I'd rather be Ben Affleck and fuck Matt Damon and all the young studs.

She had her fartbox out last year trying to promote her song "In The Morning", didn't work though, it didn't crack the top 100

I wish she would go away.

Isn’t this an add for her new skincare line?

I believe that’s why she’s nude.

Also, wtf not? If you’ve still got at like that over 50, flaunt it as much as you can, cuz time’s a ticking and it ain’t gonna last forever!

My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does that fat ass look like without photoshop. I’m guessing it’s covered in cellulite.

[quote] Lopez has long struggled with self-doubt about her career, telling The Post in 2018: “Everybody was like, ‘She can’t sing. She can’t dance. She can’t act. She’s just a pretty face or her butt is big,’ or whatever they were saying about me. I started thinking, ‘Yeah, that’s true,’ and it really hurt me for a long time. “Despite the hurt and the pain, I just kept going. I just couldn’t allow myself to let that become who I was,” she added.

So I decided to take all my clothes off to prove that I could sing, dance, and act.

JLo: "I Love MY Body"

Photoshop: "I gave you that body, bitch. It's mine!"

She can't sing. She can't act. She's a female butterface.

JLo: "I Love MY Body"

Ben: Leftovers again? 🙄

She looks nothing like that.

Why does she always make that constipated face? Does she think that's "sexy"?

@r22, I think that's the joke 🤔

They couldn't even align her head correctly on that unknown body

R18 she only said that to get sympathy when she was trying to get an Oscar nomination

[quote]I always considered her an asshole.

You're way too kind. Über cunt is more like it.

I like Lopez, but how much fucking attention does she need? Jesus Christ.

Go away JLO, you attention whore.

What else is she gonna say? She has a brand to sell.

There is something a little triste (sad) about this. I know she's doing this to sell product and this is not the first time she's taken her clothes off but...

[quote] She can't sing. She can't act. She's a female butterface.

and yet she is laughing all the way to the bank

^and spreading her legs...

Remember when she got tossed in jail with P Diddy on New Years Eve 1999 and asked the guard to bring her cuticle cream?

She reminds me of Melania.

Fuck this lowlife undertalented cuntrag.

“I feel like I’m just at my halftime right now and just getting started.”

Getting started?? A 53 year old on husband #4 is definitely not just getting started.

I love my body, too, ya'll!

No woman that age she has a body with no marks on it.

When your career runs out of gas- go nude. A competent dancer and mediocre to competent actress when cast well. Nothing like shrewd ambition. Funny thing is that I find her bland. She’s pretty and always makes a splash on the red carpet!

Our eyes!!!!!

Put your clothes on Granny!!!!

I don't know if it's the contouring (or something else) but her face looks so harsh.

Her rack is still no match for Ben's succulent, bodacious man titties.

But her large ass makes up for the fact that he has NONE!

Oh good, we were all wondering

What she really loves is all that $$$ from fools buying her products because they think a 53-year-old can actually look like that.

She works very hard you can tel by her muscle tone. I may hate her music but deserves to take pride in her body

I can't deny her hustle but you can tell she's deeply insecure and needs attention. Her body is insane for her age and she's too vain to let her looks (the only reason she has her career) go to the wayside.

I don’t think she is a butterface, she is beautiful. It’s interesting she complains about not being appreciated for her talent but then does sexy naked poses because when you do that, people don’t focus on your talent. But again, she is gorgeous and has a great body.

Wake me when she unveils that well-used coño

R53 She has great genetics. She had work done but it's good work and she looks the same as she did in the 80s when she was a hip-hop dancer. She's an absolutely terrible and nasty person but hit the genetic lottery. She should play the Evil Queen in another Snow White adaptation. Because the queen is very beautiful but so vain that she wants to kill her stepdaughter for being more young and beautiful than her. Madonna would be better as Cinderella's ugly stepmother..

I've said it before and I'll say it again-- I have never found her beautiful, she has a mannish quality, she's too big boned or stocky or something. But she's aged as well as a human can age and that's due to her genetically flawless skin and her flawless discipline in maintaining her health. And she brought glamour back to American show business. Tacky glamour, but glamour nonetheless.

When exactly she lost her humanity is the only question left about this sad creature, like so many others.

R41, I only have one tiny scar on my ankle, so YES, women who haven’t had kids and haven’t gotten tats do have a body at her age, with minimal to zero marks on their bodies.

Is this from her most current wedding album?

For someone so ambitious she isn't very good at choosing good projects to show off her alleged skills. She could have produced Big Little Lies, The Morning Show etc

Sick of this annoying attention seeking h a g

Her filmography is pretty awful. How do you go from Anaconda, U-Turn, Selena and Out of Sight to Maid in Manhattan, Monster in Law, Gigli and Boy Next Door? I still think by becoming a pop star she ruined her film career because it took it hard to take her seriously after that. She could have been a neo-noir film siren but ended up in shitty romcoms and playing strippers.

^ The stories about her arrogant attitude and inflated ego might be the reason why she’s not getting good roles. Who in Hollywood wants to deal with that, especially if she’s not a guaranteed box office moneymaker?

Keanu, God bless him, can’t act his way out of a paper bag. However, he’s charming and known for being pleasant and easy to work with. He still works and this bitch has to pose nude to remain relevant.

Sounds like her aim was never to be a serious actress. Her aim was to be a sex symbol. All her work and dedication has been about working on and promoting her body, not her acting.

@r65 you don’t think Meryl would do this too?

R66 I would love to see Meryl do this.

She’s starting to look very masculine in her face.

[quote] I don't understand the gays who worship straight women like J Lo and Beyonce and call them "queens"?

Even worse are the gay men--mostly from LA--who worship Erika Jayne. What is there to like about her? Nothing.

People with absolutely no talent resort to gimmicks, it worked for Madonna, so JLo drags her tired old ass out for all to admire.

R70 at least JLows ass looks natural compared to Madonna's.

Does she offer any close-up coño shots? Or is she saving those for a coffee table book?

This old whore is in Madonna territory - stuck in the past and losing her sanity because she can’t accept that she’s old enough to be a grandmother.

She looks a hell of a lot better than Cryptkeeper Madge.

Face-wise, she looks like fucking Melania Trump in OP's pic.

Ugh.

She’s losing her looks, even though she still is pretty. I don’t think she is taking middle age well.

It's probably not her age making her desperate, it's that she hasn't had a hit in a decade, even with her sexy videos. Aside from Hustlers she hasn't really had a big hit movie since the Bennifer days either.

She probably has a huge list of plastic surgeons eagerly awaiting her call. Poor thing, she has no realization she actually is a cartoon character whose actions provokes howls of laughter.

R78 I don't think she's in that territory yet, she still looks like a hot milf. She needs Dee Dee Hall's plastic surgeon for the future

Her legs are too short for her wide ass. If she had longer legs, the butt would look better. But those stumpy pins make her body I’ll-proportioned

Her legs aren't short at all. But her ass and thighs are so oversized compared to her calves that she looks like a turkey.

It's these sorts of stunts and she bemoans the fact that she is not appreciated or respected by the Hollywood community.

Ill -proportioned, obviously