Hermey the Misfit Elf

[quote] Is he a gay icon?

Depends on his ripeness.

All I know is when I was small I wanted his hairstyle. Hermey had the best hair-do!

Only if he changes his name to Hermès.

Why are people spelling it that way? Isn’t it Hermie?

I can imagine him and Elf on the Shelf running a gay B&B in Vermont in their retirement years.

[quote] "Why are people spelling it that way? Isn’t it Hermie?"

It isn't, oddly. And the actor who voiced him (Paul Soles) just died this year.

Yes, of course. "Dentist" was well-known Elf-slang for being queer. Also that pink polka-dotted elephant, queer as a $3 bill. Practically shot rainbow glitter from its trunk.

No, but all those toys on The Island of Misfit Toys were fags and dykes.

Hermey gave me some fantastic head

Actually Rankin-Bass has spelled his name as Hermey and Herbie.

I had a fraternity brother who reminded everyone of Hermey...and he was gay...so...

Didn’t he go on to found that fashion house in Paris, so I say yes!

Hermey reminds me of Moff Jerjerrod from Return of the Jedi.