Have you ever done a coffee enema?

It’s a woo woo ‘cancer’ therapy.

You get the caffeine rush faster since it's absorbed directly into the intestine that's all.

R4 No. but I can Woo Woo Woo

🙄 I don’t know why I feel like I have to say this, but I have to say this.

[bold]IF/bold] you try this, DO NOT do a pour over. Do not shove a funnel and filter or chemex single serve in your ass and then pour boiling water in it.

Broadway don’t go for booze an’ coffee enemas.

No, but I was sick enough at one time to consider it. I got a virus several years ago that was followed by a debilitating post-viral syndrome. It robbed me of almost ten years of my life, and I researched every crackpot theory to reverse it. Eventually I came out the other side, but there are so many grifters shopping crap like this to people with chronic illnesses. They’re fucking ghouls.

Why coffee? What about using V8 juice? Or crabapple? Or Taaka Vodka?

Do you just spray coffee up your ass?

Janet Jackson likes it to flush out the KFC.

This time of year I do a Pumpkin Spice Latte and my ass is ready for the holidays.

Steve McQueen died after repeated coffee enemas didn't cure his cancer.

Princess Diana liked them.

R11 what did you get HIV. 10 years of post virus syndromes?

No, but I done did a coffee-colored lad after he....

Well, discretion and taste.

I loved living in Barbados.

Fill it to the rim with BRIM!

Dieters: Don’t add the cream or sugar. Too fattening.

A guy did one on Reddit and got very sick. Too much caffeine was absorbed

To make sure you get just the right dose, I recommend using a Nespresso coffee pod.

There will always be a population of morons who are convinced such ill-advised non-scientific activities are cure-alls.

M'am, I'm certain there are many things wrong with you, but pouring black coffee up your ass isn't going to cure any of them.

It’s known as Gerson therapy. Coffee enemas, multiple daily green juices, organic everything.

I first heard of it when Australian proto-influencer called Jess Ainscough, the self appointed Wellness Warrior, and her mother both died on cancer after rejecting chemo and radiation and following a sole natural therapy protocol. (And then a rosy-cheeked, corn-fed local scammer called Belle Gibson claimed to have cured her cancer eating fruit and was sued)

Ainscough unfortunately had a rare and aggressive form of cancer that basically required shoulder amputation for a 10 year survival chance. A horrible decision for a 22 year old. But as it is she died with after living with a bleeding fungating tumour under her arm and misrepresenting the severity of her condition to the blog readers she cultivated.

I hate to post to vile Mama Mia, but they have an oped written by a scientist who had been following her case.

[quote] Have you ever done a coffee enema?

No. It just looks like coffee.