Chris Pine is 40!

DL's favorite alcoholic closet case just turned the big Four-Oh!

He's still prettier than YOU.

I just looked it up, and Chrispine was born exactly the same day as McCaulay Culkin (08/26/80).

I'd mix him a cocktail and then crawl into bed with him.

I'd just put my cock up his tail and be done with it.

Maybe he can learn to be a man now.

Here he comes. Mister Whiz. Sound the drums, here he is. Raconteur, bon vivant. Tell us, sir, what we want to know: The modus operandi a dandy should use when he is feeling low.

Hanging out with Patrick J. Adams.

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Closet case? Gosh it is amazing how many Hollywood stars are secretly gay. I mean really it’s all of them isn’t it? Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt are apparently all gay after recently reading it right here on DL!

If you believe this place, Montgomery Clift, Rock Hudson, Tab Hunter, Earl Holliman, Raymond Burr and even Roddy McDowell are all gay!

I don't believe he's a closet case. I DO believe that he's a fucking Californian-stoner douchebag who wears capris and grew up reading Hunter S Thompson, which can be off-putting but somehow works for Pine.

Con't

He'll be Johnny Depp in 10 years.

R15, shouldn’t that be: “Capt. Kirk, Jim Beam me up”?

Chris Pine hasn’t done anything I’ve been interested in. He’s a very handsome man, but there’s a “James-van-der-Beek with a Hollywood makeover” thing about him and it’s annoying because no one else says it.

Typical closet gay man. He’s still good looking but looks way older than his age

He's cute but I was dissatisfied with his penis reveal.

Do you think his pubes have turned gray like his beard?

Pine > VDB. Especially at this age.

R19 are you suggesting being handsome but looking older than your age is typical of Hollywood closet cases? Or are those two separate thoughts?

That leopard-print blouse is very fetching

According to the DL, all handsome Hollywood stars are gay. All of the ugly ones we don't want anything to do with are straight. Go figure.

Same age as Mcauley Culkin.

He dresses like a slob most of the time. So many celebs look like they're practically homeless in their candid pap shots.

There's nothing gayish about him. He dated Zoe Kravitz!

He's the one that I think will eventually come out. I think it's starting to dawn on him that he isn't a romantic lead and it won't make much difference to his career.

All of his non-franchise films haven't done well. He's only had hits with Star Trek and Wonder Woman and of course WW would've been a hit without him anyway.

Has he been hanging out in West Hollywood?

Chris Pine is hot. Beards and grey don't work for everyone. If Chris blended his grays and shaved his beard he would look way younger. Matt Bomer and Ryan Phillipe are 5 years older and look 10 years younger.

He's angling for the lead in the FOLLIES movie.

He looks very slight in the picture at R8, really skinny legs. The goatee in OP’s picture makes him look like Colonel Sanders, not good.

Patrick Adams, the disco producer?

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He's got a surprisingly nice and meaty ass for such a slender guy.

That’s certainly not a very butch outfit at R40.

Gee, he doesn't look gay at all in the photo at R40.

[quote]DL's favorite alcoholic closet case

That describes all of DL’s favs

He should beef up. His head looks huge on his slender frame.

Gay or just Southern California?

[Quote] That describes all of DL’s favs

I AM NOT a closet case.

given the pictoral evidence, i think he's at least bi, if not full on gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.

Cuttin' up for the cameras.

He stays walking women in nature.

I think you can see the outline of his peen here.

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Is he wearing a pajama shirt in r55's pic? I thought that was something only mentally ill people do.

He's much better off not dying his beard. A friend of mine does that, and it never looks anything better than pathetic.

R10 You need glasses. Sorry but Macauly did enough reaching 40 alive, but he doesn't look younger at all. Chris Pine looks fine, and if he stop drinking he will look even better

R46, That outfit is Laura Petrie 1964.

I don’t think he’s gay but I would bet $ he’s Bi and has deaf had sex with men before.

[quote]...has deaf had sex with men before.

Try [italic]all the time[/italic].

With that sexy, gray goatee, you know Pine's a freak.

He dresses like a gay on vacation. What straight man wears espadrilles?

One of the hottest men ever. What a face. Old school Hollywood glamour.

I like Chris Pine. I wish him even more future success and if he’s an alcoholic, then I wish him well with his sobriety.

There's something quite unattractive about his lips. It's a combination of the color and the texture.

So why are there rumors he closeted?

Chris Pine in a tuxedo on the set of Don't Worry Darling.

He’s ageing fast but I so so would. Really hot guy.

[quote]So why are there rumors he closeted?

Because he's closeted.