The ensemble could be accidental but the colors, shorts and choice of graphic tee appear to be creating a visual pun, referencing an imaginary gender-swapped version of Hooters.

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by Anonymousreply 70April 26, 2024 12:33 AM

He seems like a fun person. I bet he laughs a lot.

by Anonymousreply 1April 19, 2024 2:58 PM

According to IMDB, he has nothing upcoming, except a Star Trek sequel that no one thinks will ever be made, no matter how many announcements they make to the contrary.

He seems like he's as bankable as the other three Chrises. Why doesn't he work more, I wonder.

We've discussed his being an alcoholic, yet I've never really heard of issues arising from it. There don't seem to be stories about poor behavior on movie sets.

Why doesn't he work more.

by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2024 3:07 PM

Box office poison, that's why

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2024 3:09 PM

[quote]Box office poison, that's why

No more than Evans. The only reason any of his stuff has done well at the box office has very little to do with him - like Knives.

Hemsworth only has Thor although his Netflix action hero stuff seems to be doing relatively well.

Pratt had Guardians, but Jurassic has been rebooted without him.

The others only really have franchises behind them.

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2024 3:15 PM

Chris Pine works regularly including voice work. None of the Chrises are “movie stars” any more- Pratt Evans and Hemsworth take huge paychecks for shitty streaming projects but don’t star in major theatrical releases any more.

Movie stars barely exist. Maybe only Ryan Gosling still exclusively does theatrical projects in which he is the headlining star.

by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2024 3:15 PM

Lady legs. Lovely lady L’eggs.

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2024 3:20 PM

He is always dressed like that. Sense of humor, yes.

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2024 3:35 PM

He's only 43? He looks 63.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2024 4:11 PM

Why, oh why, does he always fight the hot so hard. Lean into it Chris! You’re gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2024 4:12 PM

His hair is amazing, thick with lift at crown.

by Anonymousreply 12April 19, 2024 4:20 PM

I love him. The shorts, the $2500.00 Elder Statesman Sweater.

He lives his life.

by Anonymousreply 13April 19, 2024 4:28 PM

He was very hot about 10 years ago. Although I do kind of like his clear IDGAF eccentricity. He looks like a batty old professor now. Hollywood is so plastic and homogenised so I kind of like someone with just a little character.

by Anonymousreply 14April 19, 2024 4:29 PM

Is he transitioning? I’m getting a Bruce Jenner vibe.

by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2024 4:29 PM

I love that sweater. He always looks happy and I like his IDGAF vibe. Live your best life!

by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2024 4:30 PM

At first glance, I thought it was Kenny Rogers come back to life.

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2024 4:31 PM

Stop creating a new thread every time a celeb goes to the grocery store, for fuck sake.

by Anonymousreply 18April 19, 2024 4:58 PM

[quote]Is he transitioning? I’m getting a Bruce Jenner vibe

NO.

by Anonymousreply 19April 19, 2024 5:02 PM

Man those are some hot legs. Come over here and sit on me, Chris Pine.

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2024 5:09 PM

I swear we've seen him in that sweater before.

by Anonymousreply 22April 19, 2024 6:47 PM

He has several variations of it

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by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2024 6:57 PM

Does he have something to tell us?

by Anonymousreply 25April 19, 2024 7:06 PM

He dresses like he's mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 26April 19, 2024 7:08 PM

I dunno, I think the coolest thing is that he’s eating at Langers!

by Anonymousreply 27April 19, 2024 7:10 PM

He’s 40 years too late for “Battle of the Network Stars.”

by Anonymousreply 28April 19, 2024 7:13 PM

This is a good description.

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by Anonymousreply 29April 19, 2024 7:21 PM

[Quote] Stop creating a new thread every time a celeb goes to the grocery store, for fuck sake.

Literally what we do here, gramps. Time for your aricept and a nap.

by Anonymousreply 31April 19, 2024 7:58 PM

He was in"don't worry darling" which was fairly recent, wasn't it?

by Anonymousreply 32April 19, 2024 8:02 PM

I have a feeling he's going to end up one day an old hermit living alone way out in the desert.

by Anonymousreply 33April 19, 2024 8:02 PM

He's turning into The Dude from The Big Lebowski.

by Anonymousreply 34April 19, 2024 8:04 PM

Enough with that sweater already.

by Anonymousreply 35April 19, 2024 8:04 PM

[quote]He was in"don't worry darling" which was fairly recent, wasn't it?

Even more recently:

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by Anonymousreply 36April 19, 2024 8:05 PM

[quote]Why doesn't he work more, I wonder.

Doesn't have to. His dad left him a ton of C.H.I.P.S. residual money.

by Anonymousreply 37April 19, 2024 9:39 PM

He looks stinky. Hair color is atrocious and too old to be running around in hot pants. He's a man and needs to dress like one instead of looking like a Hooters Girl who got chilly and is wearing a navajo blanket. Clean it up Chris. And fast.

by Anonymousreply 38April 19, 2024 9:54 PM

A quick look made me think the title was Chris Pine goes to the devil.

by Anonymousreply 39April 19, 2024 9:57 PM

You can take the boy out of Berkeley, but you can’t take Berkeley out of the boy.

by Anonymousreply 42April 20, 2024 12:50 AM

Chris Pine goes to a GAY bathhouse

by Anonymousreply 43April 20, 2024 12:52 AM

He’s my favorite Chris. But he’s serving Richard Simmons in that get up.

by Anonymousreply 45April 20, 2024 12:55 AM

Does anyone still think that he's heterosexual?

by Anonymousreply 46April 20, 2024 1:27 AM

Who are those three people r47?

by Anonymousreply 48April 20, 2024 1:31 AM

The hair and beard combo make his head look way too huge for his body.

by Anonymousreply 49April 20, 2024 2:51 AM

Because it is too big for his body

Surely you can’t have just realized this

He’s like one of those Soviet monuments where it was just a plinth and a bust of Lenin on top.

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by Anonymousreply 50April 20, 2024 3:06 AM

I like him.

I’d love to know what he really thinks of Harry Styles.

by Anonymousreply 51April 20, 2024 3:25 AM

Clean up guys. You both look like you're on fucking drugs. Fucking scuzzy drug addicts.

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by Anonymousreply 52April 20, 2024 5:53 AM

Is he transitioning? Might sound ridiculous, but who knows, and he looks softer somehow.

by Anonymousreply 54April 22, 2024 1:44 AM

Here he is dressed like a Connecticut yoga mom.

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by Anonymousreply 55April 22, 2024 1:46 AM

I bet his balks have that good, sweaty taste.

by Anonymousreply 56April 22, 2024 4:47 PM

Well, aren't you all just the little Mr. Blackwells?

by Anonymousreply 59April 22, 2024 6:54 PM

He looks like a mess just standing there.

by Anonymousreply 60April 22, 2024 7:00 PM

Chris Pine goes to a premiere

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by Anonymousreply 61April 25, 2024 9:15 PM

This is how he used to go to a premiere

What’s the difference?

Now he looks comfortable in his skin.

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by Anonymousreply 62April 25, 2024 9:18 PM

He's missing a White Russian attached at the hand.

by Anonymousreply 63April 25, 2024 9:20 PM

R61 His head is the size of two overly inflated basketballs.

by Anonymousreply 65April 25, 2024 10:15 PM

[quote]He's missing a White Russian attached at the hand.

Give him a few more years.

by Anonymousreply 66April 25, 2024 10:55 PM

Pine is looking like a cross between a mountain man off the grid and an old Hollywood queen.

by Anonymousreply 67April 25, 2024 11:45 PM

Chris Pine is supposedly worth $35 million.

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by Anonymousreply 68April 25, 2024 11:48 PM

R67 that is surprisingly on the nose

by Anonymousreply 69April 26, 2024 12:30 AM